A wonderful tale of payback when buying and selling on eBay

I’m off to the Canonbury Christmas party later . . .

Everyone is suited and booted in their finest office party clobber.

The Secret Santa gifts are under the tree and we’ve got “Now That’s What I Call Xmas’ on the iPod dock. (Thankfully we’ve got a remote control and skipped Chris De Burgh’s A Spaceman Came Travelling¬† . . . but yet for some reason we let Cliff Richard’s Mistletoe and Wine through – well, I guess it’s only once a year!)

I just came across a wonderfully funny story and thought it would make you laugh.

It was posted onto reddit.com by ‘BadgerMatt’ and concerns an exchange that happened recently when buying and selling on eBay.

A very nasty buyer tried to pull out of a purchase.

The seller – seeking revenge – came up with the perfect plan.

A story of greed and sweet revenge when buying and selling on eBay

Here’s the story as told by BadgerMatt:

“First of all, I am not claiming to have invented this trick. I imagine others have used it with varying degrees of success. I also want to point out that nothing here is embellished or exaggerated.

I had tickets to a sporting event and couldn’t attend. I made a 1-day listing and clearly stated that the tickets must be picked up in person within 24 hours (the game was the evening after the auction ended, so there wasn’t any time to ship the tickets). A woman won the auction for about $600. The auction had ended at 10:00am and by 5:00pm she still hadn’t responded to my emails trying to organize the exchange. Finally, at 9:30pm, I got a one-liner email: “I overbid and my husband won’t let me buy these. Sorry and enjoy the game! :)”

I first tried explaining that I wouldn’t have the time to resell the tickets (I already got turned down by the losing bidders). She said, “… that’s not my problem. It’s eBay, not a car dealership. I can back out if I want.” I still don’t understand the car dealership reference.

I was pretty upset. I was basically going to be stuck with tickets to an event that I couldn’t attend. That’s when I got the idea to convince her to change her mind.

I created a new eBay account, “Payback” we’ll call it, and sent her a message: “Hi there, I noticed you won an auction for 4 [sporting event] tickets. I meant to bid on these but couldn’t get to a computer. I wanted to take my son and dad and would be willing to give you $1,000 for the tickets. I imagine that you’ve already made plans to attend, but I figured it was worth a shot.”

At 11:30pm she responded to Payback: “I’ll do it for $1,100, no less. I can meet you at the game if you agree. I need your phone number.”

At 11:35pm, Payback wrote: “Deal. Here is my number…” (Thanks Google Voice for the throwaway number). She called a few minutes later and made Payback “promise” to go through with the deal. She emphasized that she’d be out a lot of money if Payback backed out. Payback swore he would never do such a thing.

At 11:45pm, the woman emailed me: “Fine. I’ll buy them. But you have to drop them off at my house tonight. I’ll have the cash ready.” So at flipping midnight I drove to her house across town and met her on the road in front of her apartment building. She was a nasty and rude individual. Things didn’t get any better when I told her I wanted an extra $20 for the trouble of driving there at midnight (yeah, pushing my luck, I know). It became very awkward and she literally threw 31 $20 bills at me. I counted them before handing over the tickets. I said, “thanks for the great transaction” as she flipped me off while walking away.

At 10:00am she called Payback to make sure they were still on for the exchange. Payback said that he could no longer go to the game and wouldn’t be able to do the exchange. She blew her flipping top and I swear to god started speaking in tongues. Payback said, “Ma’am, this is eBay, not a car dealership” and hung up.

I got a rabid email 10 minutes later telling me that I was going to hell and that she’s reported me to the local police, FBI, and… the fire department.

WTF?

I never heard another word from her. I have no idea if she went to the game or not.”

(Now, if you are over 18 and not offended by coarse language, you can read the buyers email response here:

http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/em01h/how_i_got_an_uncooperative_ebay_buyer_to_pay_for/

So what’s the lesson? Perhaps that greed is not good. Or the customer is not always right. Maybe it’s proof that the great karmic wheel turns and the seller got exactly what she deserved.

Whatever, it made me laugh.

And while I’m full of Christmas spirit (no, not the Champagne cocktail . . . that comes later!), I want to let you in on something a bit special.

Everyday, from Christmas Day right through to 5th January, I’m going to be in touch.

I don’t want to reveal too much right now (it would spoil the surprise), but each day I’m going to send you a little gift from me and The Canonbury Team.

Unlike the Christmas song, there will be no partridges in pear trees, lords a leaping or maids a milking.

And no, I’m afraid with a bull market for bullion, there will be no gold rings.

But I have a whole bunch of treats that will keep your money-making juices flowing and hopefully set you up for a very prosperous New Year.

It will all kick off on Christmas day. So check your inbox just after the Queen’s speech at 3pm and I’ll give you full details of all the goodies you’ll get over the 12 days of Christmas.

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